How I Said the Worst Thing Imaginable to the Worst Lawyer

Fungus was a lawyer in Reno. Of sorts. By which I mean he had a law office where he took money from desperate clients, tried fruitlessly to improve his golf game, and vented spleen onto every female within venting distance. He went through 14 legal secretaries in nine years before he hired me. One lasted five years, matching his nastiness […]